Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
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