it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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