no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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