I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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