My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Terrible idea I love it
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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