They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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