google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
You were trust falling into bushes
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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