Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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