I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
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