Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
are you so shy because you have an std?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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