so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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