he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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