even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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