I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Bridesmaid dress fitting. I look like a Weeble and Michelle looks like Malibu Barbie. I have to keep reminding myself that she has herpes so really, the playing field is more level than it might initially seem.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
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There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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