Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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