Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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