So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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