Yo dont text me then not text me
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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