pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
