so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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