normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
