Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
we made out on top of his cat.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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