brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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