Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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