Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
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I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
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