Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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