I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
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I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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