doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
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I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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