Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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