i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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