new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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