My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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