: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can text with my tongue
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
As shirtless as possible
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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