the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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