I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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