Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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