Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
we have officially lost it.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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