Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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