Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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