My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I still have a little drunk in my system
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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