That's intense
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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