KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
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Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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