We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
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