I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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