you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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