When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
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I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
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