But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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