Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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