I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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