People in love make me want to vomit
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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