Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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