It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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